Farts

Little Johnny farts in the classroom.

He peeps, he farts, the pope.

The seasoned bread causes farts.

Why do people like to smell their own farts?

"Mom, do farts weigh anything?" "No, sweety." "Then I pooped my pants."

After eating that pâté, my farts smell like dog food.

Hold in your farts until this is over.

This car seat collects farts and returns the favor the next morning.

We need some relief from the dog farts.

Please don't punctuate your sentences with loud farts.