Flange

Maybe you could use a flange on it?

“We had a very small leak in the plumbing at a flange fitting, and the team has been working that very hard over the last week,” Shannon told reporters Thursday.

[The] enduring problem with the Gathering is that [players] can't affect anything that happens ... whatever they do, the LT just flange it back to the original plot line.

2007, "balor", Changing the metaphysics on Rule 7 https://web.archive.org/web/20071014193135/http://forums.rule7.co.uk/Topic28357-44-2.aspx 'Oh look, the amulet of flange has been activated, this means all Paladins now only have one heal per day instead of two.'

I was in bed the other day with the missus and I asked to see her flange. Imagine my surprise when she got up went downstairs to my toolbox and brought me up a metal looking object called a flange!!!!! Needless to say when she asked to see my nuts the next time I obliged by doing exactly the same as her.

'God, she's got a tight flange!' the plumber gasped, splaying the girl's buttocks and focusing on her O-ring.

it's a flange of baboons

I suspect they hired a flange of baboons to mind the house.