Fuckup

I'm a fuckup.

Forgetting our anniversary was a major fuckup.

The gate was high; it had been a nine-foot drop; she had landed wrong and broken her arm. Oh Jesus Christ, what a fuckup.

You've got to fire that fuckup.

I can't believe she's dating that colossal fuckup. All he does is yap about baseball.

Family? Family? Friends? Drugged-up wandering suicidal search-of-the-self fuck-ups don't have families.