Irishman

The Irishman replies.

He is an Irishman by origin.

How far is an Irishman from a drunkard? The breadth of the table.

The Irishman blinked.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan and a South African went to a night club. The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

This Irishman is capable of anything.

There were once a Scotsman and an Englishman and an Irishman serving in the army together, who took it into their heads to run away on the first opportunity they could get.

The poor Irishman was now left all alone, and did not know where the others had gone to, so he just stayed where he was, very sad and miserable.

"Tell me, then," said the Irishman, "what is the spell that has been laid on you, and how you can be freed from it."

The Princess and the Irishman recognised each other, and were married, and had a great wedding that lasted for a year and a day.