Jaffa

He has a phobia of Jaffa Cakes.

Jaffa’s experiments and observations on the fruitarians and nutarians of California “showed in every case (two women and three children) that though the diet had a low protein and energy value, the subjects were apparently in excellent health and had been so during the five to eight years they had been living in this manner.”

They were together, at the flicks on Saturday night, eating Jaffas and smiling at each other occasionally in the dark.