Jaybird

Takuya swam naked as a jaybird.

She's as naked as a jaybird.

Tom ran down the road as naked as a jaybird.

Tom was as naked as a jaybird.

Tom is as naked as a jaybird.

"When I say birds of a feather flocks together, it's a metaphorical way of saying -- " "But dey don't, Mars Tom. No, sir, 'deed dey don't. Dey ain't no feathers dat's more alike den a bluebird en a jaybird, but ef you waits till you catches dem birds together, you'll -- " "Oh, give us a rest! You can't get the simplest little thing through your thick skull. Now don't bother me any more."

Belinda was a jaybird and could prattle on for hours about the latest gossip.