Jeebus

Homer Simpson: Save me, Jeebus!

Not only do we not look alike (thank God), sound alike (thank Buddha), or act alike (thank Allah), we have none of the same friends (thank Jeebus).

He needed no intercom to tell him this: that if it hadn't been Dave who so blighted the world, it would've been some other god — Jeebus or Joey or Ali […]

Homer Simpson: Praise Jeebus.

Jeebus, get over it. It wasn't as if I called you the wrong name while we were having sex.

Jeebus, does Helen know this? Yes, she does. It's odd, this life of ours, and I'm terribly aware of my culpability in said oddness.