Mastercard

MasterCard and Visa are accepted.

Are you using the MasterCard?

Do you take MasterCard?

Can I use MasterCard here?

Could I pay via Mastercard?

Can I use Mastercard?

And when they got to the funeral, well, Roger and Buddy were running around to various banks trying to raise ten thousand dollars from their Mastercards, and Jamie thought he might have to help them out, and nobody ever knew that Jamie was very poor, and Jamie always put up a good front, and Jamie would have helped them bury their mother too.

“Well,” I began, “one of the talent bought his girlfriend fake …” “Fake what?” “Tits,” I said. That got the boss’s attention; he paused. “Why are someone else’s fake titties an issue for you?” he asked. “’Cause the idiot paid for them with his Mastercard.” Vince was still puzzled. “And?” “Well, the Mastercard bill is paid by the idiot’s wife.” “Goddamn.” Vince chuckled. “You don’t put things of that nature on a card.”

He paid for everything with his Mastercard and Betsy was just starting to warn me about this when a background disturbance gradually got too loud to ignore.