Minions

Only my best friend would understand my love for minions.

"Zelda, I'm going to Duke Onkled's for dinner. My ship sails in the morning." "But father, Ganon and his minions have seized your ship!" "Hmm... I'm going to walk then."

"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized your prison!" "Hmm... Fari!" "Yes!" "Imprison Duke Onkled in your house!"

"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!" "Again? I'm going to see Ganon, and we won't be talking about mercy! Take me to Gamelon." "Yes, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions are not in the house!" "Whatcha talkin' 'bout?"

"Gee, it sure is boring around here." "My boy, this peace is what all—" "Here I come! Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai." "Hmm. How can we—" "It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon." "So how can we—" "Great! I'll grab my sword!" "There is no sword." "Huh?" "There is no sword!" "..." "Here is a skull axe." "No." "How about an oh-my-goodness spear?" "No." "How about smoke bombs?" "No." "Well damn, how about this pistol?" "Yeah!"

"Ganon and his minions have seized Link's sword." "How can I help?" "I haven't the slightest."

The queen of the night launched her minions in pursuit of the crystal ball.

"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions are throwing a party." "Join me, Link, my party is the greatest in Koridai! Or else you will die... of boredom." "Great! I can't wait to do the duck walk!" "Can I come too?" "No. It is written: Ganon's party is a sausagefest."

"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai. It is written: only you can defeat Ganon." "Great, I'll grab my—wait, what?" "It is written: only His Majesty can defeat Ganon." "Hey! What about me?" "No. It is also written: Link can't defeat Ganon."