Mistresses

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Tom has dozens of mistresses.

All loves are not alike. All the mistresses are alike.

Louis XIV had gum disease, rotten teeth and very bad breath. Oh, when I think about those poor mistresses!

Skura caught Yanni with one of his mistresses in bed.

- In the name of the crucified Son, swear to break the carnal bonds that still bind you to father, mother, brothers, sisters, wife, relatives, friends, mistresses, kings, benefactors and any being whom you have pledged faith, obedience, or service.

The reason why Jon & Kate Plus 8 is such a hot topic is because it might all be a sham. It’s been claimed that Jon has a string of mistresses, that Kate had an affair with her bodyguard and that Baby Number Six is actually a shaved Ewok with a catastrophic heroin addiction. Or something.