Omg

omg a n00b pwned me!

OMG! I didn't know that!

OMG, the volcanic eruption was HUGE!

OMG, I just won tickets to a concert! Today is the best day ever!

…and then he said I was ugly, so I punched him in the face. — OMG, really?

I hear that a new order of Knighthood is on the tapis—O.M.G. (Oh! My God!)—Shower it on the Admiralty!!

10 Bands, 50 bands, 100 bands, fuck it, man / Let's just not even discuss it, man / OMG, niggas sleep, I ain't trippin', I'ma let 'em sleep

Then, in a staggering display of empathy for the deceased lacking, this friend segues to the narcissist nub of the matter: "Omg wat if yu get arrested b4 yur bdai."