Rebutter

He dared to rebutter his bread with the original flavor of his stoicism, the western, but has once again left such films behind to die and has moved on.

It consisted of a thick white porridge leavened with yeast and eaten together with a boiled potato. It was often served seven days in a row, which meant it was reheated and rebuttered seven times over.

'Holy cow!' Johnny absent-mindedly rebuttered a piece of toast. 'And we thought climate-change was bad!'