Rumpalicious

The unmistakably rumpalicious video queen GLORIA VELEZ gets cheeky with JA RULE.

Over the past half-decade she’s French-kissed the world’s most famous MILF at the MTV Video Music Awards, had millions of repulsive-looking businessmen fantasize about joining the mile-high club with the video for “Toxic”, and done almost as much for babies who got back as the rumpalicious Jennifer Lopez.

Pippa Middleton, future Brit Queen Kate Middleton’s sister with the famous derriere — has a new flame. The rumpalicious Middleton, who split with her banker beau three weeks ago, is now canoodling with a new man.