Scone

She's having tea with her scone.

At the beginning of civilization, the crazy man, the shaman, ate grass on the river bank and pulled his hair out. Now today, the same madman blabbers on his cellphone about crypto-currency, buys a scone at Starbucks for $4.35, and his hair falls out on its own.

A Scottish scone is a pastry between a small dinner roll and a cookie.

Would you like a spot of tea with your scone?

On Wednesdays I go shopping / And have buttered scones for tea

Well, that's all right, then, Brian. Sit down. Have a scone. Make yourself at home. You klutz!

Dinner rolls and deep-fried crusty scones that border on loaf-size or juicy fruit pies tagged with county-fair blue ribbons rise from backroad eating sites.

…the white ball left a 5cm gash on his scone despite a floppy white hat absorbing some of the impact.

After Essendon coach James Hird tumbled off his bike and hit his scone on the unforgiving South Yarra terrain on Monday night, the chances are he was administered the Cogstate concussion test.

ROSS: Will you to Scone? MACDUFF: No, cousin, I'll to Fife.