Scotsman

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan and a South African went to a night club. The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

There were once a Scotsman and an Englishman and an Irishman serving in the army together, who took it into their heads to run away on the first opportunity they could get.

On the second morning, the Scotsman saw from the top of his tree a great castle far away.

In the German village of Brunsmark, Brexit is forcing Scotsman Iain Macnab to cut short his third term as mayor.

Tom is not a true Scotsman.

So Tom was not a true Scotsman after all?

Mary married a Scotsman.