Shart

Shart, if my haire stand not an end...

This same friend called me a few years ago to tell me that she had sharted—when you fart and a little fudge comes out—in a cab on her way home.

“[…] My hubris is about to shart itself at the craft store to the tune of 'Yakety Yak' while I am buying glitter paint.”

To make matters much worse, the shadow looked like the spider was flying, and this sent him right off. Daniel sharted.

The definition: Not a fart, not a ***, it is a wet fart, a shart.

The shart wasn't my finest moment, obviously. I didn't know you could shit and fart at the same time.

They [BG3's female companions] aren't particularly evil, if you sided with the Goblins you can clearly tell that Shart isn't even evil, just very pragmatic about your Tadpole problem.

I felt like Lae and Shart will have potential redemption arcs and will be trying for those.

This build works equally well whatever you do with Shart, but obviously the whole stalking gloom thing is a better thematic fit for a Shar loyalist.