Shits

It's a living being, so of course it shits.

I have the shits.

Women don't take shits.

What do you need a baby for? It just eats, shits, vomits, and cries.

The creative personality can give two shits about rules.

Sami shits on the walls.

The king shits, the pope shits. No one escapes from needing to shit.

Advertising shits in your head.

I ate a bunch of Taco Bell and now I have a serious case of the shits.

He had the shits for three days.