Spathic

Stephanie pressed Steve's 25-inch chest (64 cm) into the crevice between her own spathic, hypertrophied milk-producing organs.

So? Any of you out there wanna demonstrate how spathic you are?

Didn't the Alfred Bester tribute in one of the Callahan's Bar stories use the old geologist's pun of describing a young woman as "spathic"?

It only makes up for the lack of spathic content if the tentacles are, ahem, 'Centaurian' in nature.