Spuds

A group representing potato farmers said they're expecting harvests to be 25 percent smaller than last year and warned that the losses may lead not only to more expensive but also shorter French fries—because the spuds are so small this year.

I've brought a sack of spuds. Shall I take it straight to the cellar?

Robbie Keane makes it Liverpool 1-2 Spuds.

The Spuds and Man Utd posters (with the exception of Jenkins) are all keeping their heads down on account of their respective teams poor form.

@DanColly added: "Think the Spuds fans enjoyed the Saliba song last week. But they sing it for Bissouma after clipping a cross straight out of play."