Statisticize

We can give you passing yardage if you want to talk quarterbacks, or earned-run average if you want to talk pitchers, or goals and assists if you want to talk hockey players, but, alas, professional football linemen, especially on the offensive side of the table, are not easily statisticized.

Many courses are given to aspiring scientists as introductory statistics or biometrics introducing elementary statistical methodology. The objective, however, is not to help budding statisticians to statisticize but to help experimental scientists to experiment properly.