Surfboards

He exerted a special attraction on anorexic women, and his forearms were the size of surfboards.

I've always thought of ironing boards as surfboards that quit chasing their dreams and got a real job.

I've always thought that ironing boards were surfboards that stopped pursuing their dreams and found a real job.

Many of the dogs surfed like experts, facing both forward and backward. Some fell off their surfboards and into the ocean. But for most at the annual competition, it was all fun and play.