Totes

That was totes like, the best night ever!

“Apparently, I suck at being nonviolent.” “Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something. You and I are like little baby Billys right now, and we're "sucking" on our first bottle of nonviolent milk.” “[sighs] Totes. I'll stop "pooping my diaper."” “Whoa, what?!”

Omg, diary, mid-year rotto was the best. time. EVER. Whole #squad stayed at Geordie Bay, obvi. All the planning totes paid off - literally so wasted from start to finish.

“I don't know how I would have gotten through this without you.” “Oh, the feeling is mutual. I've always schemed and connived alone. But as a duo, it is, as you might say, "totes ridic!"” “(gasps) I would say that.”

“You convinced us, too.” “Yeah, we're totes donating our dividend check next year.”