Unclefucker

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!

Why do you have to be a down low motherfucker? My bad, I meant to say unclefucker. You nasty, dick-in-the-booty motherfuckers make me sick!

Uncle fucker! It took Edwin about twenty seconds to finally begin to move again, and he seemed to be ok.

And unless this unclefucker waived it, it would slowly deplete all the cash he had so fiercely preserved throughout his smack-down talks with now-former investors, employees, and creditors!

Mutherfucker.^([sic]) Why not fatherfucker? Or unclefucker? Or grandfatherfucker. I mean, men are the bastards, am I right, Oz?