Winston

Besides being a great statesman, Sir Winston Churchill was a great writer.

The British people turned to a new leader, Winston Churchill.

Winston Churchill was the Prime Minister of Britain during the Second World War.

Winston was an earthborn, but he emigrated to the Martian colony Barsoom in his teenage years.

Winston Ericson isn't Winston Johnston, as why people have family names.

"How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four." "Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane."

Winston hated capitalism, because he could never afford a house.

Winston doesn't want to buy a book, because he already has many boxes full of books.

Winston doesn't want to believe in any religion.

There are many quotes that are misattributed to Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, or Albert Einstein, sometimes simultaneously.