Zack

Zack Armstrong handed his active, soccer-playing roommate his cellphone to call 911.

There was a series of clicks and buzzes in the earpiece then Zack heard a man's deep voice.

Tigers manager A.J. Hinch had just inserted Zack Short to pinch-hit for Akil Baddoo, the type of chess-match move Hinch is making more than ever this season.

"Strewth, Dad! It's not worth a zack!" said Barry.