With all due respect (and that may be very little), the real truth is that being a dad is sometimes an imposition of pain far worse than any up-the-peen catheter could ever deliver.
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Peen
/piːn/
Synonyms for "peen" (1 found)
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Noun(1 words)
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Where to touch a man that will drive him wild every time (Hint: It's probably his peen.)
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It's so quiet you could hear a peen go soft.
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“Guillermo, you will now take Colin Robinson's peen and scrotum and crush it in your hand.” “What?” “Good idea.” “No.” “Yeah.” “He's gonna do it.” “I'm afraid I can't, Master. As much as I would love to, something compels me not to.”
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